Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
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Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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