Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
I hate all girls vehemently.
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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