I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
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just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
NoShamevember. You game?
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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