This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
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A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just puked most of my soul out..
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