I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
The Olympian is in my bed
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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