I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
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its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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