would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
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Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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