I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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you mean i was at the winter classic?
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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