You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
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you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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