Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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