It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
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He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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