just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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