dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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