We won't sleep together?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
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think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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