i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
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I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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