I feel like abortions should bother me more
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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