is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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