I'm lost and stupid without you.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
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It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
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I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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