i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
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Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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