I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
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I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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