covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
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people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
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