The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
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do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
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I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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