i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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