Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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