next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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