He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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