I never want to see another naked old woman again.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
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Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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