I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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