No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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