i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Small penises have feelings too.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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