How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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