ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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