I wanna passion pit in your ass
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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