would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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