So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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