I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
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That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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