Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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