For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
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You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
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But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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