I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm passing your future prison.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I just found puke in my bra..
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
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Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
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