remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
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It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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