White coat. Heels.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
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For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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