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You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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