direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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