You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
How's work?
Spinning.
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I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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