3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
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his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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