i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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