like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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