i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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