you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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