we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
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